hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*
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when your crush posts a new selfie
*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care
I will reblog this every single time
This is so fucking awesome