earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

im-mr:

Check out my blog for more of this shit!♥

im-mr:

Check out my blog for more of this shit!♥

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

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I will reblog this every single time

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This is so fucking awesome

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